Somebody answer the phone....

Maybe it's just me being an unreasonable sod, but if you're going to issue a press release, you'd make sure the designated spokesperson was in town, right?

Similarly, if you're the local operation of a major international corporation, with a staff of hundreds here in the region, it's not unreasonable to, oh I don't know, HIRE RECEPTIONISTS TO ANSWER THE DARN PHONES?

Not one, not two, but three sets of people failing to pick up their phones today.

Maybe it is just me. Maybe I'm the last man standing. The Omega Man.

Yes, despite appearances - I am Charlton Heston.